Ignoring Trump and Hating on Florida

My thoughts on today’s news:

NUMBER 1

I don’t want to hear about that air sucking ass-hat named Donald Trump. I don’t give two craps about him and his prime time indictment. There is nothing surprising or earthshaking about a conman getting his comeuppance, and there is nothing more pitiful than watching or listening to people defend him and cry crocodile tears over his self-made troubles. He is not a victim, though he appears to love to play act that role almost as much as he loved to play act the role of President.

NUMBER 2

Florida. What the hell? Now anyone can carry a concealed gun without meeting any criteria whatsoever? I won’t even ask the question, because clearly the answer is YES, you’ve gone nuts. You are afraid of books, and specific words and your gay son and your not quite sure what sex they are neighbor. You’re afraid of Harriet Tubman, and minority voters and democrats and teachers and even Mickey Mouse. And to top off your Bogeyman Sundae you can now be afraid that should anyone around you ever lose their cool, they may just pull out that gun they’re allowed to carry around no matter how mentally stable they may or may not be.

Wow Florida, if climate change doesn’t sink you, clearly your politicians and their nutty backers will.